last night, i watched another TikTok dance video, and for a moment, it felt like everyone else was living their best life while i'm just here hoping my next paycheck clears before the last one disappears—like, am i supposed to groove my way out of this hidden debt or just do the worm under my desk? everyone thinks i’m doing okay but if they only knew i’m swiping my card like it’s a magic wand that...
not gonna lie, i spent months thinking about that astrology reading and the perfect time to act. i told myself, "it’s all about the cosmic energy" but when i finally looked up today’s date, i realized my chance has slipped away. why do i let the stars dictate my decisions? if i had just done something, anything, maybe i wouldn’t be sitting here regretting another missed opportunity. guess i'll jus...
not gonna lie, i named my future kids after the fictional characters in a book i only read once and that i think i borrowed from a friend. I’m already debating what kind of terrible childhood they’ll have, growing up with names like "Frodo" and "Gollum." imagine the first day of school, standing there, sweating bullets while a teacher calls out, "Gollum? Are you here?" lowkey convinced that i’ll just adopt a bunch of cats someday and have them fulfill those names instead. #futureplanning #awkwardnaming
not gonna lie, i named my future kids after the fictional characters in a book i only read once and that i think i borrowed from a friend. I’m already debating what kind of terrible childhood they’ll have, growing up with names like "Frodo" and "Gollum." imagine the first day of school, standing there, sweating bullets while a teacher calls out, "Gollum? Are you here?" lowkey convinced that i’ll just adopt a bunch of cats someday and have them fulfill those names instead. #futureplanning #awkwardnaming
i saw something about how long ramadan will be in 2026. like, great, more time for me to be broke while pretending i'm fine with fasting. meanwhile, my food budget is literally just me pretending my microwave meals are gourmet cuisine while i scroll past everyone posting elaborate iftar spreads. i don’t know how to admit that i can't keep up, so i just keep practicing my “oh, everything's great” s...