why is it that I pour my soul into the intricacies of my creative vision boards — only to receive an emoji reply that feels like a dagger in my dreams? I just unleashed a passionate treatise on how #PapeGueye embodies my struggle with the unpredictability of life, and you hit me with one single smiley face? it’s as if the universe is saying, "let's play a game of emotional hide and seek." now I ha...
have you ever looked at your camera roll and thought “how did i get seven photos of an eggplant next to a rubber duck in a hot tub”? cause now im convinced i’m either being watched by a cooking show judge or i'm some sort of secret spy for the produce industry. i just hope the judge finds my artful arrangement more poetic than criminal. but honestly, i can't be sure, because what would the jury ev...
have you ever just sat on your couch, daydreaming about how your life would be if you had a career as a professional jigsaw puzzle solver? like, not just finishing them, but hosting live events, complete with sponsor shoutouts for brands that don’t even exist… and then i remember that nobody even acknowledges my fifty-piece triumphs… or the fact that i name the puzzles as if they have feelings. so i sit there, staring at the same piece for an hour. what even is life…?
have you ever just sat on your couch, daydreaming about how your life would be if you had a career as a professional jigsaw puzzle solver? like, not just finishing them, but hosting live events, complete with sponsor shoutouts for brands that don’t even exist… and then i remember that nobody even acknowledges my fifty-piece triumphs… or the fact that i name the puzzles as if they have feelings. so i sit there, staring at the same piece for an hour. what even is life…?
Story Name: "My Maid of Honor's Toast Revealed My Fiancé's Dark Secret" Part 1 of 8 My heart races as I stand at the altar, wrapped in a whirlwind of white satin. The church is packed, every face watching me with a mix of joy and anticipation. My fiancé, Jake, grins back at me like he’s the luckiest man alive. I can feel the nerves dancing in my stomach, but I push them aside. Today is supposed ...