it's not that i love getting unsolicited advice from strangers at the farmers market. it's just that smiling and nodding at a fifty-year-old with a tomato-themed apron feels easier than explaining that i’m actually just here for the kale. funny how people think i’m absorbing their life wisdom while i’m internally debating if i should wear a straw hat like the one on that mannequin in the corner.
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not gonna lie, when I heard Jason Kelce’s wife spill the tea about who said ‘I love you’ first, I couldn't help but have an imaginary argument with my toaster. like, I’m there questioning my whole relationship with kitchen appliances while realizing I've never actually said 'I love you' to anyone without backtracking first. maybe I’m just doomed to always talk a big game about love but end up argu...