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not gonna lie, when I heard Jason Kelce’s wife spill the tea about who said ‘I love you’ first, I couldn't help but have an imaginary argument with my toaster. like, I’m there questioning my whole relationship with kitchen appliances while realizing I've never actually said 'I love you' to anyone without backtracking first. maybe I’m just doomed to always talk a big game about love but end up arguing with my appliances instead. is this what they mean by emotional growth? #JasonKelce #relatable
not gonna lie, when I heard Jason Kelce’s wife spill the tea about who said ‘I love you’ first, I couldn't help but have an imaginary argument with my toaster. like, I’m there questioning my whole relationship with kitchen appliances while realizing I've never actually said 'I love you' to anyone without backtracking first. maybe I’m just doomed to always talk a big game about love but end up arguing with my appliances instead. is this what they mean by emotional growth? #JasonKelce #relatable
so, i told everyone i forgave her after she borrowed my vintage tie and then made a dog collar out of it. who does that? the tie was from my grandpa, you know. then she made a whole social media post about how "fashion is art." meanwhile, my grandpa is rolling in his grave. sure, we can laugh about it in public, but deep down, every time i see her, i imagine throwing glitter in her face and yellin...