General: yooo, so i just accidentally sent a meme meant for my best friend to my whole wo…

have you ever been told that you are part of a family, right before learning you aren’t getting a raise this year? like my boss gathered us all to deliver that cringey line while holding a mug that says ‘world’s okayest boss.’ meanwhile, betterment’s notification pops up on my phone promising some questionable crypto miracle, and i start questioning if 'betterment' means my savings or just my sani...

it's not that i'm obsessed with other people's relationships, it's just that i spent the entire evening rewatching the breakup scene from that show i don't want to name. halfway through, i realized i'm emotionally invested in people who don't even know i exist. and now i can't stop picturing how they'd handle "streaming wars" while contemplating their love life. like, do they think about it when d...

what happens when your camera roll looks like an unsolved crime scene? like, how many pictures of random brick walls does one person need—specifically, from three different angles? there’s also an alarming number of photos of birds I’ve never seen before. was I building a case against avian surveillance, or just really bored one afternoon?