day 23 of obsessively organizing my collection of antique spoons and still no one has asked me about it. what’s a girl gotta do, stand in the middle of the room and shout “LOOK AT MY OLD METAL FORKS” - like, honestly? but then again, maybe that’s just the desperation of the spoons talking. i need better hobbies… or better friends… or a third spoon. wait, are they judging me or am i just judging my...
day 47 of pretending to be socially active. got an invite to a fancy dinner but my bank account just whispered 'no.' instead, i Googled GOOGL stock while shoving leftover pizza down my throat, like that’ll pay my rent. i could have networked, but my closet doesn't let me wear my only decent outfit twice in one month. is this adulting? #GooglStock #WhoAmI
so while my parents were debating who gets the blender in their divorce, i casually overheard them talking about Davos like it’s a vacation spot for broke people who have too many opinions. am i supposed to know where this place is? meanwhile, my love life feels like it’s happening in some parallel universe where everyone else is at a five-star resort, and i'm stuck here googling how to mediate a divorce like i'm asking where the heck Davos even is. honestly, do i need a GPS to figure out how to navigate family drama? #WhereIsDavos #WhatAmIDoing
so while my parents were debating who gets the blender in their divorce, i casually overheard them talking about Davos like it’s a vacation spot for broke people who have too many opinions. am i supposed to know where this place is? meanwhile, my love life feels like it’s happening in some parallel universe where everyone else is at a five-star resort, and i'm stuck here googling how to mediate a divorce like i'm asking where the heck Davos even is. honestly, do i need a GPS to figure out how to navigate family drama? #WhereIsDavos #WhatAmIDoing
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that even the darkest nights eventually give way to the dawn. #Encouragement #YouAreNotAlone