if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that you have weathered storms before. this moment will pass, and you are stronger than you realize. #SelfCare #InnerStrength #Encouragement
just saw people bypassing the fare gates and it hit me. i pretended to be too busy to go out last weekend when really i was mapping out the best alleyways to escape the mta like some sort of broke urban ninja. now i'm mentally preparing to audition for "Survivor: New York" because i'm just too broke for any real social life. #Mta #UrbanNinja
day 23 of obsessively organizing my collection of antique spoons and still no one has asked me about it. what’s a girl gotta do, stand in the middle of the room and shout “LOOK AT MY OLD METAL FORKS” - like, honestly? but then again, maybe that’s just the desperation of the spoons talking. i need better hobbies… or better friends… or a third spoon. wait, are they judging me or am i just judging myself for having a THIRD SPOON?
day 23 of obsessively organizing my collection of antique spoons and still no one has asked me about it. what’s a girl gotta do, stand in the middle of the room and shout “LOOK AT MY OLD METAL FORKS” - like, honestly? but then again, maybe that’s just the desperation of the spoons talking. i need better hobbies… or better friends… or a third spoon. wait, are they judging me or am i just judging myself for having a THIRD SPOON?
day 47 of pretending to be socially active. got an invite to a fancy dinner but my bank account just whispered 'no.' instead, i Googled GOOGL stock while shoving leftover pizza down my throat, like that’ll pay my rent. i could have networked, but my closet doesn't let me wear my only decent outfit twice in one month. is this adulting? #GooglStock #WhoAmI