last night, I stumbled upon my roommate's secret Instagram account dedicated to—wait for it—dinosaur fashion. like, I didn't know there were that many stylish outfits for T-rexes. now I can't unsee the dinosaur models strutting in crop tops and sparkly high heels. I might be more offended than impressed, but honestly...who knew Jurassic Couture was a thing? #DinoDrama #FashionForward
it's not that i don't recognize that person in the old photos, it's just that they seem way too comfortable in skinny jeans and floral shirts. like, where did the confidence come from? meanwhile, i’m over here apologizing to my furniture for bumping into it while sporting pajamas three sizes too big. maybe i should've just thanked the universe for allowing me to evolve from a human disco ball into...
wait—so there I was, at the laundromat, in my mismatched pajamas, shaking my head at an episode of an old cooking show—when I caught a whiff of my ex's signature cologne wafting in. I turned to see him flirting with my friend over the folding tables while I was busy trying to figure out how to get that stubborn coffee stain out of my favorite hoodie—too bad my real drama was that I hadn't washed it in weeks. Turns out, the real roast was on me, because as they shared a laugh, I realized I was a fully grown adult still dressing like I got dumped last week—so I awkwardly asked them to pass the fabric softener—talk about mixed signals.
wait—so there I was, at the laundromat, in my mismatched pajamas, shaking my head at an episode of an old cooking show—when I caught a whiff of my ex's signature cologne wafting in. I turned to see him flirting with my friend over the folding tables while I was busy trying to figure out how to get that stubborn coffee stain out of my favorite hoodie—too bad my real drama was that I hadn't washed it in weeks. Turns out, the real roast was on me, because as they shared a laugh, I realized I was a fully grown adult still dressing like I got dumped last week—so I awkwardly asked them to pass the fabric softener—talk about mixed signals.
if you feel like you are walking through a never-ending tunnel, remember that there is always light ahead, even if it feels distant right now. #Healing #HopeExists