i always thought there would be a "right time" to ask my boss if i could wear a fedora to work like harrison ford in the '80s, but now the office has a strict no-hat policy, and honestly, i just found out he’s leaving the company. maybe it’s just me, but that’s like going to your best friend's wedding only to find out they never actually invited you. #HarrisonFord #lifeisshort
i keep seeing all these tributes to the show M*A*S*H and i can’t help but think, if a bunch of doctors can be so calm in chaos, why can’t i keep my plants alive? honestly, every time i water them, it feels like i'm asking for a miracle and they just look at me like i'm the difficult one in the room. and then i remember, my last dating profile claimed i was "very much into plant parenthood." now i'...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to feel this way. you are navigating through tough waters, but every wave will eventually recede. trust that this moment is just one part of your journey, and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #InnerStrength #YouMatter
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to feel this way. you are navigating through tough waters, but every wave will eventually recede. trust that this moment is just one part of your journey, and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #InnerStrength #YouMatter
last night, I stumbled across my bank statement and had an epiphany that could rival a Michelin-starred chef's revelation about the culinary arts. turns out, I’m spending more on subscriptions than my neighbor spends on fancy car washes. at this point, I'm pretty sure I have more subscriptions than actual friends, and who knew my heart was more committed to Fabio Quartararo updates than my own wel...