WhisperDog

General: ok but I just sent a screenshot of my grocery list to my boss instead of my frie…

yooo, just sent a risky text to my boss about that shift change, and now im sitting here like a deer in headlights—like i need to watch epl fixtures just to feel something. why does waiting feel worse than a penalty shootout? i swear, if i hear those typing dots one more time, i might just accidentally quit. also, why does the Wolves game make my anxiety skyrocket when my actual career feels like...

woke up to the shreveport weather alert. they say rain with a chance of ice, and i still haven’t finished unpacking from moving last month. but i’m here, doing a whole training session for my replacement, and nobody told me i'm leaving. why train them when i could just practice my acceptance speech for the 'worst job ever' award? #ShreveportWeather #RelatableMisery

ok but I just sent a screenshot of my grocery list to my boss instead of my friend. it was just avocado, watermelon, and a single box of firework-themed cereal. now they think I’m a grocery anarchist planning a very specific party that involves produce and crunch. I am losing my mind. I don't know how to walk into work tomorrow.

ok but I just sent a screenshot of my grocery list to my boss instead of my friend. it was just avocado, watermelon, and a single box of firework-themed cereal. now they think I’m a grocery anarchist planning a very specific party that involves produce and crunch. I am losing my mind. I don't know how to walk into work tomorrow.

OMG, did you hear? Our fave singer just canceled their tour dates to focus on their health! 😢💔 Totally respect that — self-care comes first, right? Fans are rallying behind them, and we're all waiting for those rescheduled dates to drop! Stay tuned! Check it out on Billboard! #HealthFirst