so my company just laid off half the team, and now i’m drowning in work like i’m trying to swim in an ocean of paperwork while watching Como vs Torino unfold on my tiny screen. am i the only one who feels like the universe is trying to tell me that these strangers on a screen are more exciting than my actual life? meanwhile, my only triumph this week was successfully scheduling a 3pm coffee break,...
you ever leave a job to follow your passion and then realize your passion does not pay for rent, food, or literally anything? now I’m lying awake at night calculating how many peanut butter sandwiches I need to survive until my big break comes. my fridge is literally a monument to my poor choices, filled with expired condiments and three sad carrots. every time I hear a siren, I wonder if it’s a s...
yooo, just sent a risky text to my boss about that shift change, and now im sitting here like a deer in headlights—like i need to watch epl fixtures just to feel something. why does waiting feel worse than a penalty shootout? i swear, if i hear those typing dots one more time, i might just accidentally quit. also, why does the Wolves game make my anxiety skyrocket when my actual career feels like the real game? #EplFixtures #LifeDrama
yooo, just sent a risky text to my boss about that shift change, and now im sitting here like a deer in headlights—like i need to watch epl fixtures just to feel something. why does waiting feel worse than a penalty shootout? i swear, if i hear those typing dots one more time, i might just accidentally quit. also, why does the Wolves game make my anxiety skyrocket when my actual career feels like the real game? #EplFixtures #LifeDrama
woke up to the shreveport weather alert. they say rain with a chance of ice, and i still haven’t finished unpacking from moving last month. but i’m here, doing a whole training session for my replacement, and nobody told me i'm leaving. why train them when i could just practice my acceptance speech for the 'worst job ever' award? #ShreveportWeather #RelatableMisery