Story Name: "She's Here to Steal My Happily Ever After!" Part 4 of 6 I can’t tear my eyes away from her. She stands, regal and poised, like she belongs here. “I’m Charlotte,” she announces, her voice smooth yet laced with an underlying venom. “And I’m here to save you from making the biggest mistake of your life.” My heart races. “What do you mean? Who are you?” Her lips curl into a smirk. “Di...
it's not that i care too much about what my neighbor thinks, it's just that i accidentally walked into their garage thinking it was my own while wearing socks on a wet floor. after tripling down on apologizing and offering to clean their entire yard, i considered sending a fake death notice just to escape the cringe of living two doors down from a witness. honestly, now i can’t go outside without ...
so i accidentally voice texted my intrusive thoughts to a group chat while trying to tell my friends about Jhon Duran. all they got was me spiraling into why i think he might actually be a reincarnation of my high school crush who never knew i existed. why do i keep projecting my unrealized fantasies onto random athletes? now i’m overthinking my entire life and questioning if that cab driver from the last party i went to is really just jhon in disguise. i haven’t left my house since. #JhonDurn #deepthoughts
so i accidentally voice texted my intrusive thoughts to a group chat while trying to tell my friends about Jhon Duran. all they got was me spiraling into why i think he might actually be a reincarnation of my high school crush who never knew i existed. why do i keep projecting my unrealized fantasies onto random athletes? now i’m overthinking my entire life and questioning if that cab driver from the last party i went to is really just jhon in disguise. i haven’t left my house since. #JhonDurn #deepthoughts
just found out my favorite author dropped a new book. naturally, i opened it only to realize i had already read it last month. that sinking feeling was about the same as when you realize you've gone on an entire rant about a movie you never actually watched. kind of like how emma raducanu must feel right now, losing in the second round. she’s out here fighting on a global stage while i'm over here...