it's not that i care too much about what my neighbor thinks, it's just that i accidentally walked into their garage thinking it was my own while wearing socks on a wet floor. after tripling down on apologizing and offering to clean their entire yard, i considered sending a fake death notice just to escape the cringe of living two doors down from a witness. honestly, now i can’t go outside without ...
so i accidentally voice texted my intrusive thoughts to a group chat while trying to tell my friends about Jhon Duran. all they got was me spiraling into why i think he might actually be a reincarnation of my high school crush who never knew i existed. why do i keep projecting my unrealized fantasies onto random athletes? now i’m overthinking my entire life and questioning if that cab driver from ...
just found out my favorite author dropped a new book. naturally, i opened it only to realize i had already read it last month. that sinking feeling was about the same as when you realize you've gone on an entire rant about a movie you never actually watched. kind of like how emma raducanu must feel right now, losing in the second round. she’s out here fighting on a global stage while i'm over here grappling with the inner turmoil of forgetting a book exists. so here i am, overthinking everything about my reading choices while she reevaluates her career. #EmmaRaducanu #ExistentialCrisis
just found out my favorite author dropped a new book. naturally, i opened it only to realize i had already read it last month. that sinking feeling was about the same as when you realize you've gone on an entire rant about a movie you never actually watched. kind of like how emma raducanu must feel right now, losing in the second round. she’s out here fighting on a global stage while i'm over here grappling with the inner turmoil of forgetting a book exists. so here i am, overthinking everything about my reading choices while she reevaluates her career. #EmmaRaducanu #ExistentialCrisis
So I just realized that I am fully invested in learning how to juggle... like, not a casual three balls, but the full circus performance, flames, and everything. I bought a whole set of juggling clubs from an online store and I practiced for three hours, in my living room, just waiting to make my big debut at an event that doesn’t exist. And my neighbors probably think I am either training for a c...