just realized my coworker forwarded my private message to the entire team, and now my cryptic musings about the vending machine being the true love of my life are the hot topic of Monday morning gossip. I mean, who knew a bag of stale chips could inspire such devotion? at this rate, I might just manifest a romantic comedy with my crush on Frito-Lay instead of a relationship with a human. #OfficeRo...
i sat down today and calculated how much money i’ve wasted on overpriced candles that smell like disappointment. it’s almost as bad as seeing the news that gold rates just jumped. part of me thought about buying gold instead of these scented reminders of my chronic loneliness, but let's be real—i can’t even commit to a meal plan. at this point, gold might be my only solid investment that doesn’t l...
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