yooo, just saw the news about Framber Valdez and felt a chill. my life feels just as uncertain. like, i finally set a boundary with my family and suddenly i’m the villain who 'can’t see the big picture'—but hey, that picture’s filled with their drama, not mine. they’re all drafting rosters of guilt like it’s baseball season. if only a new team could sign me for some peace and quiet, like, honest...
it’s three in the morning and i’m scrolling through investment news when my phone buzzes. it's a text from a stranger—a name i barely recognize. we spoke once at a party, but now we’re naming our future pets together and planning their playdates like we’re lifelong friends. the real kicker? their shares in hindustan copper just skyrocketed, and i’m here wondering if naming a cat ‘Copper’ makes me ...
just realized my coworker forwarded my private message to the entire team, and now my cryptic musings about the vending machine being the true love of my life are the hot topic of Monday morning gossip. I mean, who knew a bag of stale chips could inspire such devotion? at this rate, I might just manifest a romantic comedy with my crush on Frito-Lay instead of a relationship with a human. #OfficeRomance #SnackLove
just realized my coworker forwarded my private message to the entire team, and now my cryptic musings about the vending machine being the true love of my life are the hot topic of Monday morning gossip. I mean, who knew a bag of stale chips could inspire such devotion? at this rate, I might just manifest a romantic comedy with my crush on Frito-Lay instead of a relationship with a human. #OfficeRomance #SnackLove
i sat down today and calculated how much money i’ve wasted on overpriced candles that smell like disappointment. it’s almost as bad as seeing the news that gold rates just jumped. part of me thought about buying gold instead of these scented reminders of my chronic loneliness, but let's be real—i can’t even commit to a meal plan. at this point, gold might be my only solid investment that doesn’t l...