WhisperDog

General: no because i was on my lunch break when i saw this guy who looked *exactly* like…

honestly, caught feelings for someone who said they don't do relationships, then found out they used to date a celebrity. I'm basically manifesting my love for them while they probably scroll through red carpet photos in their sleep. anyway, the news about Mbappé had me thinking maybe I should just tell them I’m ready for an injury-free season of LOVE. #Mbappe #delusionalromance

the senate is debating the 'gang of eight' while i just realized my most heated arguments are with the fridge. honestly, who keeps hiding snacks from me? that time i swore my salad was gone until i found it, tucked behind the pickles like a crime scene. i might be my own worst enemy, and somehow this debate feels less chaotic than my snack logistics. #GangOfEight #selfsabotage

no because i was on my lunch break when i saw this guy who looked *exactly* like fakhar zaman, like literally a doppelgänger. i was so captivated, i started making up this whole story about him being a secret cricket prodigy who was trying to escape his mundane nine to five and reclaim his destiny. like, i was halfway through planning how we would rehearse his return in front of adoring fans when suddenly, he dropped his sandwich. i gasped, he looked right at me, and i swear, in that moment, our futures collided like some epic rom-com. but just as he opened his mouth to say something… the lights flickered. and i have no idea what happened next. #FakharZaman #LifeAnxiety

no because i was on my lunch break when i saw this guy who looked *exactly* like fakhar zaman, like literally a doppelgänger. i was so captivated, i started making up this whole story about him being a secret cricket prodigy who was trying to escape his mundane nine to five and reclaim his destiny. like, i was halfway through planning how we would rehearse his return in front of adoring fans when suddenly, he dropped his sandwich. i gasped, he looked right at me, and i swear, in that moment, our futures collided like some epic rom-com. but just as he opened his mouth to say something… the lights flickered. and i have no idea what happened next. #FakharZaman #LifeAnxiety

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