not gonna lie, just had my situationship introduce me to someone as “a friend.” now I’m sitting here comparing myself to the seahawks gm like, how many rebrands can one person handle before they crumble? meanwhile, I’m over here holding back tears because he doesn’t even know about the 4 imaginary future kids we’ve planned together. #SeahawksGm #UnhingedRealization
yooo, just named my future dogs after snacks I obsessively ate during a late-night binge, all while discussing hypothetical jobs I could get at a museum... that I never want to visit. so yeah, meet Dorito and Sweet Tart. pray for me. #weirdobsessions #futurepetdreams
am i the only one who has become emotionally invested in a couple on the internet? i crafted their wedding vows and imagined myself as the maid of honor, even though we’ve never met. meanwhile, everyone is buzzing about "what time does the super bowl start." i'm here trying to figure out how to send them a congratulatory video. i'm pretty sure they will never know i exist, and now i'm also worried they won't invite me to the afterparty. #WhatTimeDoesTheSuperBowlStart #chronicledramaticlove
am i the only one who has become emotionally invested in a couple on the internet? i crafted their wedding vows and imagined myself as the maid of honor, even though we’ve never met. meanwhile, everyone is buzzing about "what time does the super bowl start." i'm here trying to figure out how to send them a congratulatory video. i'm pretty sure they will never know i exist, and now i'm also worried they won't invite me to the afterparty. #WhatTimeDoesTheSuperBowlStart #chronicledramaticlove
not gonna lie, the weather in Auckland is making me question everything. i just discovered my side hustle is paying my rent, but then I had to cancel my plans to stand outside in a torrential downpour, selling homemade vegan candles. they are so good they might change your life, but I don’t know who I’m convincing here when I'm still broke! meanwhile, my candles are probably floating away like my ...