day 17 of waiting for my life to make sense. saw a random guy on the bus, and now i’m convinced he’s secretly a world-renowned cactus breeder in hiding. the way he stared out the window told me he’s been plotting to become a botanical superstar but is too broke to move out of his mom's basement. oh, to be you, navigating dreams while i’m over here trying to figure out how to pay my credit card bil...
honestly, my parents are getting a divorce and somehow I’m the new therapist they never asked for—like, I just wanted to binge-watch the new Emilia Clarke show, not mediate awkward dinner conversations where my dad tries to say he still cares while my mom mumbles about how she never liked his cooking anyway, like the only seasoning in that marriage was regret—and somehow I’m stuck here like a weir...
wait. so i found out my position was posted online, like an episode of a reality show that just keeps airing. i casually scrolled through linkedin like it was a digital dating app, and there it was, my job in plain sight. now i’m sitting here contemplating if i should start a podcast called "the heartbreak of unexpected layoffs" or just reenact it like an overdramatic scene from a movie, while my crush who has no idea i exist continues to cheer for the clippers. spoiler alert: they probably think i’m cheering for them too. #ClippersVsWizards #existentialcrisis
wait. so i found out my position was posted online, like an episode of a reality show that just keeps airing. i casually scrolled through linkedin like it was a digital dating app, and there it was, my job in plain sight. now i’m sitting here contemplating if i should start a podcast called "the heartbreak of unexpected layoffs" or just reenact it like an overdramatic scene from a movie, while my crush who has no idea i exist continues to cheer for the clippers. spoiler alert: they probably think i’m cheering for them too. #ClippersVsWizards #existentialcrisis
it’s 2am and I’m spiraling because of this weird connection I have with a player on a team I can’t even pronounce. I literally spent an entire evening dreaming about us grabbing coffee after their game, me casually mentioning how I support them from a distance, and them just smiling like they get me. like, what even is this life when I’ve built an entire emotional archive for someone who will neve...