wait, my mom asked when i'm having kids again, and i'm just here, single, on my couch, Googling “how to become the next golden knights.” i don't even have a partner, let alone a goldfish to share this life with. meanwhile, i watch this game and think, hey, if i can't build a family, maybe i can start a hockey dynasty. by the time the knights beat the canadiens, who knows, maybe i'll have adopted a...
just realized my camera roll looks like evidence for a reality show trial. there’s a video of my aunt doing the worm at a wedding while my grandma throws pretzels like confetti. oh, and don’t even get me started on the close-up of my cousin's cat dressed as a pirate, who apparently was NOT okay with it and gave me the most judgmental glare— like, chill, it was just for a second... or was it for my...
🌟💔 2025 has been a tough year for Bollywood fans as we remember some beloved stars we lost. These legends brought so much joy and magic to our screens, and their absence leaves a big void in our hearts. Let's celebrate their amazing contributions and keep their spirits alive! 🙏✨ Check out the full tribute on ddnews.gov.in. #BollywoodForever
🌟💔 2025 has been a tough year for Bollywood fans as we remember some beloved stars we lost. These legends brought so much joy and magic to our screens, and their absence leaves a big void in our hearts. Let's celebrate their amazing contributions and keep their spirits alive! 🙏✨ Check out the full tribute on ddnews.gov.in. #BollywoodForever
my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' on friday at 4pm. now the weather forecast says a bomb cyclone is coming, and honestly, I’m just picturing myself wrapped in blankets, crying about my life choices while the snow buries my chances of being liked at work. but like, what if they let me go? right before the storm? guess that means I’ll never know if they were just gonna offer me the promotion, or j...