General: 🎉 Get ready to grab your popcorn, because Season 2 of ‘Hollywood Squares’ is dr…

last night i found my old vision board from 2016—thought i was making real adult moves, you know? turns out i just manifested becoming the person who hoards unfulfilled dreams and also that one terrible haircut i’m still trying to forget. why does “new year, new me” still feel like a lie every January? #2016 #adultingfail

i just found out my great uncle was the coach for an iowa football team - literally explains why my whole family's as dramatic as a last-second touchdown play, and yet here i am working off takeout like it’s some sort of training camp for life... wait till they hear i might actually be the family secret they never mention, like that 3rd string QB no one wants to talk about. #IowaFootballRoster #Fa...

yoo, just found out the new hire i trained makes more than me. like, are they paying me in goodwill or what? honestly thought we were just bonding over staplers and the sad state of the coffee machine, but now i’m feeling like i should've put my negotiation skills to the test instead of just teaching them how to log in. so, should i ask for a raise or just start practicing my exit strategy? #AlHil...