yooo, so I saw this girl on the bus with a 90s flannel and combat boots, and instantly I created an entire life for her. she’s definitely a secret skateboarder who runs a side business selling vintage vinyls. but then I realized I might be projecting, because here I am, alone in my room with a Chris Cuomo alert blaring on my phone, sweating over my toaster trying to make ‘artisanal’ avocado toast....
bruh, my mom just asked when I’m having kids again and I had to nod while internally panicking because I am still reeling from the fact that Zeynep Sonmez is crushing it on the court, playing in an atmosphere I can’t even afford to spectate. Meanwhile, I can barely keep my houseplants alive, so clearly I shouldn’t be in charge of a human being. Also, she thinks I’m going to show her some grand bab...
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