yooo, just woke up in a cold sweat thinking about that one time i checked my neighbor's plants while they were away and found a mysterious notebook filled with sketches of ME as a cartoon character. the sun in austin is so relentless that my delusions are manifesting into a graphic novel plot and now i’m kind of scared of what the humidity might make me into next. #AustinWeather #UnhingedRevelatio...
wait, so I spent a whole day binge-watching tutorials on how to rise with SAP, yet here I am with a pizza crust and no actual toppings. how did I prioritize learning to optimize some cloud software over buying groceries? literally sat on my couch dreaming of project deadlines while my fridge is echoing back my poor decisions. does anyone else think it’s crazy how we willingly drown in financial ch...
i just found out about the split in detroit newspapers and it hit me harder than when my crush said they don't do relationships. like, are we really living in a world where commitment is as rare as good coffee in a gas station? now i’m sitting here wondering if my emotional investment in two daily papers will leave me feeling more empty than when i pretend to laugh at my barista's jokes. what if i end up in a one-sided romance with headlines instead? #DetroitNews #LoveAndHeadlines
i just found out about the split in detroit newspapers and it hit me harder than when my crush said they don't do relationships. like, are we really living in a world where commitment is as rare as good coffee in a gas station? now i’m sitting here wondering if my emotional investment in two daily papers will leave me feeling more empty than when i pretend to laugh at my barista's jokes. what if i end up in a one-sided romance with headlines instead? #DetroitNews #LoveAndHeadlines
it’s 11 pm and i just found out my coworker skipped our team bonding event to go to the flu shot clinic. i mean, who literally wants to bond with us when you can hang out with nurses and face possible fever? then i saw they were posting on social media, living their best life while i’m here, planning a deep dive into the newest flu symptoms like it's my job. could be worse, i guess. i could have g...