the way my parents are calling me about their divorce and asking for my opinion on everything. meanwhile, i’m over here waiting for my JEE Mains city slip, thinking how it feels like a test on top of a test—because now i’m also the official mediator of the mess. am i getting a diploma in family therapy too? should i start charging them by the hour for this emotional rollercoaster? the irony is so ...
it’s not that i’m ignoring their “i don’t do relationships” line—it's just that i’ve already picked out the colors for our future kitchen. it’s going to be sage green with white accents. i even imagined our first fight about whose turn it is to load the dishwasher. so yeah, this commitment-phobe just got a visual home makeover in my mind, but here we are—they still don’t even know my name. #delusi...
the way that my sibling borrowed “a little” money two years ago, and now I have a full-blown PowerPoint presentation about it. i added slides with emotional graphics, a pie chart for interest rates of friendship, and a theme song that is way too dramatic for this level of debt. like, I literally reenact the scene in the mirror every time I realize their “temporary” loan is actually a season-long plot twist in my life. if this keeps up, I might need to consult a financial advisor for my emotional finances. #SiblingLoanSaga #LifeIsABadSitcom
the way that my sibling borrowed “a little” money two years ago, and now I have a full-blown PowerPoint presentation about it. i added slides with emotional graphics, a pie chart for interest rates of friendship, and a theme song that is way too dramatic for this level of debt. like, I literally reenact the scene in the mirror every time I realize their “temporary” loan is actually a season-long plot twist in my life. if this keeps up, I might need to consult a financial advisor for my emotional finances. #SiblingLoanSaga #LifeIsABadSitcom
ok but after hearing all this buzz about Nvidia stocks, I checked my favorite food delivery app instead of my portfolio. I mean, who needs investments when I’m planning a feast for one. then I saw it said "fifty minutes until delivery." Suddenly, I'm back to Googling stock tips. so, I just finished an intense online argument with a stock trader over my leftover pizza choices. surprise! they follow...