so i literally just sent 'ok' after drafting 47 versions of this text about how i felt sad and confused about steve phelps resigning. i was just staring at my screen, trying to articulate my emotional turmoil like it was a heartfelt letter but honestly, i was still processing what cereal to eat for dinner. then i realized my emotional range was reduced to 'ok' which feels like the only accurate re...
No, because I literally spent a whole year obsessively memorizing every character's backstory from a video game that I have never even played. Like, I know their relationships, their favorite food, even their most embarrassing moments. Meanwhile, I forgot my own best friend's birthday three times in a row. Now I’m trying to catch up on my social life while also coming to terms with the fact that I...
the way my parents are calling me about their divorce and asking for my opinion on everything. meanwhile, i’m over here waiting for my JEE Mains city slip, thinking how it feels like a test on top of a test—because now i’m also the official mediator of the mess. am i getting a diploma in family therapy too? should i start charging them by the hour for this emotional rollercoaster? the irony is so thick, i might need to print a new city slip just for all the baggage. #JeeMains #LifeIsWeird
the way my parents are calling me about their divorce and asking for my opinion on everything. meanwhile, i’m over here waiting for my JEE Mains city slip, thinking how it feels like a test on top of a test—because now i’m also the official mediator of the mess. am i getting a diploma in family therapy too? should i start charging them by the hour for this emotional rollercoaster? the irony is so thick, i might need to print a new city slip just for all the baggage. #JeeMains #LifeIsWeird
it’s not that i’m ignoring their “i don’t do relationships” line—it's just that i’ve already picked out the colors for our future kitchen. it’s going to be sage green with white accents. i even imagined our first fight about whose turn it is to load the dishwasher. so yeah, this commitment-phobe just got a visual home makeover in my mind, but here we are—they still don’t even know my name. #delusi...