last night, I discovered I have twenty-three photos of my neighbor's garden gnomes. I don’t know why I took them. Honestly, there are literal close-ups and some of the gnomes are in bizarre poses, like they're plotting something sinister. If anyone ever sees these, I might be charged with gnome harassment.
just found out my parents are getting a divorce and somehow, they BOTH want me to help pick out their new couches - like i have a degree in interior design when all i know is how to sit in awkward silence between two people who don’t want to be in the same room together - honestly, where’s the instruction manual for THIS? #unexpectedroles #divorceanddecor
no because my boss just casually dropped the news that i’m "voluntold" to work this weekend. meanwhile, i’m at home throwing a fit over how the new judge on Shark Tank India is definitely going to change my life by revealing secrets of wealth i’ll never touch. like, does she know I ate a stale bag of chips for dinner last night while refreshing my ex’s social media? picture this: me sobbing in my living room over overpriced business pitches, feeling less entrepreneurial genius and more like a sad meme. now, here i am, trading my dreams for spreadsheets. what a vibe. #SharkTankIndiaSeason5 #dramaticlifechoices
no because my boss just casually dropped the news that i’m "voluntold" to work this weekend. meanwhile, i’m at home throwing a fit over how the new judge on Shark Tank India is definitely going to change my life by revealing secrets of wealth i’ll never touch. like, does she know I ate a stale bag of chips for dinner last night while refreshing my ex’s social media? picture this: me sobbing in my living room over overpriced business pitches, feeling less entrepreneurial genius and more like a sad meme. now, here i am, trading my dreams for spreadsheets. what a vibe. #SharkTankIndiaSeason5 #dramaticlifechoices
I just bought a bright yellow inflatable cactus that serves NO purpose and sits in my living room now. Who knew I would feel betrayed by the color yellow? I mean, did I really think my life was missing a large piece of inflatable fruit? Why did I not just save my sanity and stick to houseplants that do not deflate?