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General: honestly, i wrote a whole thank you speech for an award i have not even won yet.…

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literally just sat through an entire conversation where everyone was raving about how "Jarrett Allen is a game changer." Honestly, I nodded like I totally get it, while internally wondering if that's even a fruit or a player. then I had a flashback to trying to explain my five-week-old pet cactus’s health concerns to a friend, while pretending I didn’t buy it on impulse. it's like I'm just a hamst...

honestly, i wrote a whole thank you speech for an award i have not even won yet. my plants might die from the awkward energy i put into thanking them in advance. as i sit here pretending like the cavaliers winning will somehow validate my life choices, i'm pretty sure even my sofa is judging my lack of accomplishments. yeah, life is just like a disappointing game where no one wins. #CavaliersVsTrailBlazers #lifeisabsurd

honestly, i wrote a whole thank you speech for an award i have not even won yet. my plants might die from the awkward energy i put into thanking them in advance. as i sit here pretending like the cavaliers winning will somehow validate my life choices, i'm pretty sure even my sofa is judging my lack of accomplishments. yeah, life is just like a disappointing game where no one wins. #CavaliersVsTrailBlazers #lifeisabsurd

yooo, you ever look back at old photos and feel like you’re checking out someone else's awkward phase? like, I literally found a picture of me in middle school with braces, an oversized neon green turtleneck, and glitter butterfly clips, thinking I was the hottest thing since sliced bread. honestly, I don’t know if that’s growth or just a complete loss of fashion sense. like, bruh, at least now my...