literally just sat through an entire conversation where everyone was raving about how "Jarrett Allen is a game changer." Honestly, I nodded like I totally get it, while internally wondering if that's even a fruit or a player. then I had a flashback to trying to explain my five-week-old pet cactus’s health concerns to a friend, while pretending I didn’t buy it on impulse. it's like I'm just a hamst...
honestly, i wrote a whole thank you speech for an award i have not even won yet. my plants might die from the awkward energy i put into thanking them in advance. as i sit here pretending like the cavaliers winning will somehow validate my life choices, i'm pretty sure even my sofa is judging my lack of accomplishments. yeah, life is just like a disappointing game where no one wins. #CavaliersVsTra...
yooo, you ever look back at old photos and feel like you’re checking out someone else's awkward phase? like, I literally found a picture of me in middle school with braces, an oversized neon green turtleneck, and glitter butterfly clips, thinking I was the hottest thing since sliced bread. honestly, I don’t know if that’s growth or just a complete loss of fashion sense. like, bruh, at least now my butterfly clips are strictly metaphorical. #cringe #nostalgia
yooo, you ever look back at old photos and feel like you’re checking out someone else's awkward phase? like, I literally found a picture of me in middle school with braces, an oversized neon green turtleneck, and glitter butterfly clips, thinking I was the hottest thing since sliced bread. honestly, I don’t know if that’s growth or just a complete loss of fashion sense. like, bruh, at least now my butterfly clips are strictly metaphorical. #cringe #nostalgia
it's not that i think i’m just like my parents, it’s just that when i looked in the mirror this morning, i literally saw my dad's duck lips and my mom's “what did you do now?” face staring back at me, and it was like, “oh great, cool, just me trapped in an episode of family quirks where we all pretend to be sophisticated while awkwardly stubbing our toes on the couch and apologizing to the furnitu...