just got roped into mentoring some eager kid for Plano ISD. i remember when i barely understood algebra and used to think pi was a dessert. now i'm supposed to offer guidance while my own life feels like an episode of a bad sitcom. what if they ask me about my career plans? do i admit my best option was signing up for a scam wellness retreat that serves gluten-free air? #PlanoIsd #existentialcrisi...
it’s 3am and I just remembered the time I made an elaborate 10-minute speech to convince my high school art teacher that my 'abstract masterpiece' was not just a scribbled mess—but it was actually a DEEP commentary on existential dread—and she just nodded, confused, while I confidently rambled on—like did I think I was about to get an award or something? #artisticfail #existentialcrisis
Kasht faar ahet ya jivana madhe
Kasht faar ahet ya jivana madhe
i was half-asleep and checked their phone out of curiosity - saw they had a whole folder dedicated to their shower thoughts. and honestly, the last one was “do pigeons think i am a giant pigeon?” now i can’t look them in the eye without picturing them planning a wild conspiracy theory about avian politics.