not gonna lie, just remembered when my relative walked in on me searching for "ways to handle the trauma of a railway explosion" after seeing that news about the blast in Punjab. i froze. like, how do i explain my chaotic Googling about high-grade explosives when they just wanted to borrow a cup of sugar? now i’m forced to dodge all eye contact at family gatherings while feeling like i’m carrying ...
just got roped into mentoring some eager kid for Plano ISD. i remember when i barely understood algebra and used to think pi was a dessert. now i'm supposed to offer guidance while my own life feels like an episode of a bad sitcom. what if they ask me about my career plans? do i admit my best option was signing up for a scam wellness retreat that serves gluten-free air? #PlanoIsd #existentialcrisi...
it’s 3am and I just remembered the time I made an elaborate 10-minute speech to convince my high school art teacher that my 'abstract masterpiece' was not just a scribbled mess—but it was actually a DEEP commentary on existential dread—and she just nodded, confused, while I confidently rambled on—like did I think I was about to get an award or something? #artisticfail #existentialcrisis
it’s 3am and I just remembered the time I made an elaborate 10-minute speech to convince my high school art teacher that my 'abstract masterpiece' was not just a scribbled mess—but it was actually a DEEP commentary on existential dread—and she just nodded, confused, while I confidently rambled on—like did I think I was about to get an award or something? #artisticfail #existentialcrisis
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