literally just sent a voice text of my most intrusive thoughts to my boss instead of my best friend. my thoughts were like, “if only my life could be as organized as my crammed schedule of scrolling scores for the sri lanka national cricket team vs pakistan national cricket team match.” instead of emojis and memes, my boss gets “maybe if i were a successful cricket strategist, i wouldn’t have to l...
it's not that i enjoy rearranging my sock drawer on a Tuesday night, it's just that my loyalty to this company feels like getting invested in a romcom where the main character only texts you for the Wi-Fi password... like, they would totally have a new best friend next week and my socks are definitely judging me for it. #workplacewonderland #sockdrawerconfessions
so i just thought about how if messi had chosen ownership over coaching, maybe i should've chosen to quit my job at that smoothie shop three years ago. i mean, i just mixed fruits while dreaming of creating my own juice empire, but now i'm stuck at a desk, surrounded by dull paperwork. sometimes, i wonder if my life could've been like, a wildly successful franchise called “messi smoothies,” where i hold weekly taste testing events. but here i am, wondering if it’s too late to put my name on a blender, you know? #Messi #DreamsDeferred
so i just thought about how if messi had chosen ownership over coaching, maybe i should've chosen to quit my job at that smoothie shop three years ago. i mean, i just mixed fruits while dreaming of creating my own juice empire, but now i'm stuck at a desk, surrounded by dull paperwork. sometimes, i wonder if my life could've been like, a wildly successful franchise called “messi smoothies,” where i hold weekly taste testing events. but here i am, wondering if it’s too late to put my name on a blender, you know? #Messi #DreamsDeferred
it’s not that i’m obsessed, it’s just that i now have a whole conspiracy theory about the woman at the grocery store who talks to her pineapple like it's her best friend. i literally have imagined their deep conversations and the therapy sessions they need after that last split. if pineapples could cry, i’m pretty sure this one would be in therapy for abandonment issues.