honestly, I just realized I have more subscriptions than actual friends. one minute I was living my best life, and the next I discover that I am financially supporting random platforms like I’m some kind of silent investor. now Plano ISD is dealing with budget deficits while I am crying over an absurdly curated streaming service that I forgot I even had. the betrayal is so real. #PlanoIsd #Subscri...
wait, so my family just found my social media and now I have to explain why I have a 15-slide presentation on why pineapples could solve world hunger, despite the fact that I don’t even like them. they think I’m taking some kind of stance on fruit diplomacy or something. like no, I just needed a quirky research project to avoid addressing my financial reality. hashtag priorities, right? #fruitlogi...
wait, just found out my coworker forwarded my private message about how the Fatih Karagümrük vs Galatasaray match was "the only rivalry that mattered" to the entire team while I was nervously eating my lunch alone in the break room, contemplating life choices and wondering if my existence is just a poorly written plot twist. so now I am sitting here in the shame abyss, plotting revenge, but mostly just practicing my speech for a future intervention for my own bad taste in rivalries. #FatihKaragmrkVsGalatasaray #adultingfail
wait, just found out my coworker forwarded my private message about how the Fatih Karagümrük vs Galatasaray match was "the only rivalry that mattered" to the entire team while I was nervously eating my lunch alone in the break room, contemplating life choices and wondering if my existence is just a poorly written plot twist. so now I am sitting here in the shame abyss, plotting revenge, but mostly just practicing my speech for a future intervention for my own bad taste in rivalries. #FatihKaragmrkVsGalatasaray #adultingfail
not gonna lie, I have a detailed scenario written in my notes about how I am going to secure the best BTS tickets, complete with my backstory as a devoted fan who happens to know their favorite drink orders — because why not plan for success. but then my boss unexpectedly called me into a meeting and I blanked — thinking about how I'd just *practiced* my reaction when I finally got the tickets, so...