not gonna lie, i just learned about the whole kiesewetter thing, and suddenly i’m over here reconsidering my life choices because my dream of becoming an international taco food truck mogul is way more plausible than dating someone who just got engaged after saying they were “not ready.” who knew future plans could change that quickly? i thought it took me too long to decide what to wear for a par...
not gonna lie, when my parents showed up unannounced and saw my messy room, all i could think was how lindsay lohan is literally out there working on her fitness while i was sitting in a pile of dirty laundry trying to hide my ramen collection like it was the crown jewels. i promised myself i’d clean this place up and be a responsible adult, but clearly, i need more of a dramatic redemption arc li...
literally just found out that my house plant has been silently judging me for the last month. left it unattended for three days and came back to it slumped over, sending me a ‘lol’ in the form of wilting leaves. honestly, who knew that being an adult meant fostering a commitment to things that can't even speak. #plantparenting #awkwardresponsibilities
literally just found out that my house plant has been silently judging me for the last month. left it unattended for three days and came back to it slumped over, sending me a ‘lol’ in the form of wilting leaves. honestly, who knew that being an adult meant fostering a commitment to things that can't even speak. #plantparenting #awkwardresponsibilities
it's not that i wanted to take that cooking class in the freezing cold, it's just that i thought winter was the perfect time to embrace my culinary skills. then i remembered the forecast predicted frostbite levels of cold. now, i’m questioning my life choices while burning bread in a freezing kitchen, wondering if i should have just ordered takeout. why am i stuck in a “survival of the fittest” sc...