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literally just had a “mentoring” meeting where i had to give advice to someone about their life goals. ngl, i don't even have my own life together - like, my biggest accomplishment this week was finally matching my socks. but here i am, offering wisdom like i'm a guru. last time i checked, the only thing i've successfully mentored is my houseplant, and even that thing is struggling to survive.

last night i found out my partner has been texting someone else and my first thought was not to confront them but to lowkey compare our podcast playlists. like, clearly THEY have bad taste if they think that's better than my deep cuts! caught myself googling "how to curate the ultimate betrayal soundtrack" and now i'm just vibing with my own drama.

yooo, just got my first watercolor kit to be a master artist, right? i was vibing, painting clouds and trees like i was on some creative journey, and then my roommate walked in and asked if i was having an existential crisis over spilled paint. and then i checked my bank account like bruh, what crisis? this ain’t a Monet, it’s a MONet-strosity that cost more than my whole vibe last week.