the way that everyone is obsessed with pete davidson, and i just found out my friends think i'm a human sad sandwich, like that is what they text each other. no because, why is my existence a joke? meanwhile, i'm just over here, scrolling through a rabbit hole of my crush's sock drawer pics. if they only knew how deep my stalking game goes... #PeteDavidson #StalkingIsAJob
not gonna lie, I got into a beef with a fan account for a twenty-year-old animated series I have zero emotional investment in. it started when they called my rare t-shirt "cringe"—which, by the way, cost me my entire week’s grocery budget. suddenly, I’m questioning my entire identity while mentally preparing to sell plasma just to afford my next collectible. who knew arguing over a cartoon could s...
Free fire
Free fire
literally just thought about how my favorite basketball player is joe ingles, and now I'm spiraling over whether he’d be okay if the Timberwolves postponed their game again. what if he spent his evening eating cereal alone, analyzing every player like they were the last slice of pizza? I mean, if that can happen to him, what's stopping me from becoming the weird neighbor who breaks out into interp...