not gonna lie, I got into a beef with a fan account for a twenty-year-old animated series I have zero emotional investment in. it started when they called my rare t-shirt "cringe"—which, by the way, cost me my entire week’s grocery budget. suddenly, I’m questioning my entire identity while mentally preparing to sell plasma just to afford my next collectible. who knew arguing over a cartoon could s...
Free fire
literally just thought about how my favorite basketball player is joe ingles, and now I'm spiraling over whether he’d be okay if the Timberwolves postponed their game again. what if he spent his evening eating cereal alone, analyzing every player like they were the last slice of pizza? I mean, if that can happen to him, what's stopping me from becoming the weird neighbor who breaks out into interpretive dance every time I hear my dog barking? #JoeIngles #WeirdlyRelatable
literally just thought about how my favorite basketball player is joe ingles, and now I'm spiraling over whether he’d be okay if the Timberwolves postponed their game again. what if he spent his evening eating cereal alone, analyzing every player like they were the last slice of pizza? I mean, if that can happen to him, what's stopping me from becoming the weird neighbor who breaks out into interpretive dance every time I hear my dog barking? #JoeIngles #WeirdlyRelatable
i accidentally unsent a message about my boss's “gomutra” comments—yeah, that gem from the Zoho founder—while i was practicing what to say like a bad soap opera. but guess what? they already SAW it. now, we’re all avoiding eye contact, and i swear every meeting feels like a dramatic stare down. i might just start calling it a “cow urine moment” for the rest of my life. #Zoho #WorkDrama