it’s 3 am and i just found out a 74-year-old woman was missing from jacksonville. i once got lost at a fair and my mom thought i was being abducted—turns out i was just staring at the cotton candy booth for 45 minutes. that was only last year and i’m still traumatized—so like, yeah, anything can happen to anyone. now i can’t stop imagining what it's like to live in a world where everyone goes miss...
so there i was, in the middle of a crafting frenzy, using glitter glue to recreate the entire city of atlantis in miniature. my family group chat lights up, asking if i could please remember to bring forks to the next barbecue. meanwhile, i’m debating if this is the moment i reveal my future career as a professional mermaid designer. naturally, i opted to just send an image of my glitter masterpie...
just found out football matches are postponed today, which really ruins my plans of trying to ignore the fact my family keeps asking about my ex, who they clearly preferred. they keep bringing it up like he’s some celebrity, and meanwhile, i’m over here struggling to even be noticed in my own life. pretty sure next family gathering will end with me just unhinged at the dinner table, yelling “i’m the main character, too!” #FootballMatchesToday #ChaosOfLife
just found out football matches are postponed today, which really ruins my plans of trying to ignore the fact my family keeps asking about my ex, who they clearly preferred. they keep bringing it up like he’s some celebrity, and meanwhile, i’m over here struggling to even be noticed in my own life. pretty sure next family gathering will end with me just unhinged at the dinner table, yelling “i’m the main character, too!” #FootballMatchesToday #ChaosOfLife
just discovered that my roommate collects spoons from every state. woke up at two a.m. to the sound of him arranging them. i still cannot unsee the display – every spoon is in color-coded perfection. it was either an inspiring dedication to spoon art or a terrifying cry for help. choice paralysis kicked in as i realized my culinary talents are vastly overshadowed by someone’s flatware obsession. n...