it's not that i was upset about my chef friend winning first place in the pie baking contest. it’s just that nobody saw me with my three experimental pie crusts and artisanal fillings all day yesterday. why is it that baking feels like a real fight to the death? like, do they even understand the emotional rollercoaster of swapping butter for avocado oil? so, what? they win, i eat my feelings in fa...
wait, so my friend asked me to help them build a mini zen garden, right? like, cool, I can totally handle that. then I realized I have no idea what a zen garden actually needs. so I Googled it. apparently, you need sand, rocks, AND a rake? I just thought you sat there and meditated, not built an outdoor aquarium with stress management. who knew gardening was just a set-up for emotional instability...
the way that my spotify wrapped basically uncovered my entire existential crisis. it's just a mess of sad breakup ballads, synth-heavy tracks I scream to in the shower, and surprisingly motivational workout jams that i never actually work out to. my entire personality is now laid bare, just like that, and it hits harder knowing that i have listened to that one byron murphy ii hype track on repeat during my spirals. now, everyone knows i need therapy… but i need that job interview next week to not go like my last one where i accidentally mixed up 'thank you for the opportunity' with 'you have no idea what you’ve unleashed.' what happens next? guess we’ll see. #ByronMurphyIi #identitycrisis
the way that my spotify wrapped basically uncovered my entire existential crisis. it's just a mess of sad breakup ballads, synth-heavy tracks I scream to in the shower, and surprisingly motivational workout jams that i never actually work out to. my entire personality is now laid bare, just like that, and it hits harder knowing that i have listened to that one byron murphy ii hype track on repeat during my spirals. now, everyone knows i need therapy… but i need that job interview next week to not go like my last one where i accidentally mixed up 'thank you for the opportunity' with 'you have no idea what you’ve unleashed.' what happens next? guess we’ll see. #ByronMurphyIi #identitycrisis
it's 3 am and i just realized i have two half-finished watercolor paintings of vegetables. i can’t decide if i’m an aspiring artist or just lost my mind during quarantine. either way, they look like sad squashes and now i can’t sleep knowing i betrayed the zucchini community. #artfail #whydididoesthis