...and so, I just saw my neighbor post about how they finally embraced the minimalist lifestyle. It looks all chic and polished, like they somehow threw out half their life while also acquiring a full line of overpriced indoor plants... and they are keeping them in the kitchen where no light even comes in. It just hit me that the same week they said they wanted space to "focus on themselves," they...
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yo, so i just found out my neighbor’s cat has more Instagram followers than me, and it’s probably also more qualified for my dream job. like, bruh, this feline is posting those deep quotes while i’m over here trying to convince a pile of laundry i’ll actually fold it today. if the universe could just throw me a bone—or a catnip-filled promotion—i might not spiral into making a TikTok series on the emotional depth of kitchen appliances.
yo, so i just found out my neighbor’s cat has more Instagram followers than me, and it’s probably also more qualified for my dream job. like, bruh, this feline is posting those deep quotes while i’m over here trying to convince a pile of laundry i’ll actually fold it today. if the universe could just throw me a bone—or a catnip-filled promotion—i might not spiral into making a TikTok series on the emotional depth of kitchen appliances.
yooo, I was literally deep-stalking my ex's Instagram and accidentally liked a post from two years ago. like, WHY was I even looking at those old vacation pics? now I'm just sitting here imagining how they definitely saw my name pop up and are laughing at me. I am not ready for them to have proof that I still care at all. I mean, seriously, who gets stuck in the archives like that? I can’t show my...