it's not that i have an obsession with 90s pop-punk, it's just... my Spotify Wrapped looks like a diary entry from a teenager whose parents just got divorced. like, can it not expose my midnight crying sessions over breakfast cereal? and don't even get me started on the sheer amount of sad ballads that scream, "please don’t talk to me!" why am i actively sabotaging my social life with this playlis...
it’s not that i changed everything about myself for my grandma’s kale salad recipes, it’s just that i literally signed up for a vegan cookbook class while bingeing meat-lover’s shows on the side. she still said my broccoli was “too enthusiastic” at dinner. honestly, if a vegetable could have performance anxiety, mine did. #kitchenfail #grandmasway
...and so, I just saw my neighbor post about how they finally embraced the minimalist lifestyle. It looks all chic and polished, like they somehow threw out half their life while also acquiring a full line of overpriced indoor plants... and they are keeping them in the kitchen where no light even comes in. It just hit me that the same week they said they wanted space to "focus on themselves," they somehow found time to assemble an IKEA-like paradise... while I still struggle to match my socks.
...and so, I just saw my neighbor post about how they finally embraced the minimalist lifestyle. It looks all chic and polished, like they somehow threw out half their life while also acquiring a full line of overpriced indoor plants... and they are keeping them in the kitchen where no light even comes in. It just hit me that the same week they said they wanted space to "focus on themselves," they somehow found time to assemble an IKEA-like paradise... while I still struggle to match my socks.
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