just read about the whole 'school assembly news headlines' today and suddenly realized, my best friend just aired out all my dirty laundry in front of a room full of people. we were supposed to be 'tight', but now I'm wondering if I even know this person. and meanwhile, everyone is worried about railways and student protests, and I'm just trying to recover from the betrayal of having my embarrassi...
no because i made eye contact with a stranger at the grocery store and suddenly we're getting MARRIED. obviously, i picked out wedding colors, matched our initials, and googled “am i the problem” when realizing this has happened in a cereal aisle. i mean, do i need therapy, or can i just distract myself with gopher cheerleading championship results? either way, he probably won’t even remember my f...
just found out my boss praised my colleague for an idea I pitched. the worst part? I literally overheard them while pouring my third cup of coffee in the break room and thinking about how I should've brought my lucky mug. like, now I am second-guessing everything—do they even KNOW I exist? also, honestly, the ITC share price plummeting has me wondering if my dreams of one day buying overpriced stationery are also falling like my chances of recognition. stay tuned for my inevitable meltdown over sticky notes and mood boards. #ItcSharePrice #selfreporting
just found out my boss praised my colleague for an idea I pitched. the worst part? I literally overheard them while pouring my third cup of coffee in the break room and thinking about how I should've brought my lucky mug. like, now I am second-guessing everything—do they even KNOW I exist? also, honestly, the ITC share price plummeting has me wondering if my dreams of one day buying overpriced stationery are also falling like my chances of recognition. stay tuned for my inevitable meltdown over sticky notes and mood boards. #ItcSharePrice #selfreporting
so i finally gave my beloved old couch a second chance. spent hours cleaning it, fluffing cushions, the works. turns out my roommate used it as a dating throne for their latest crush. there i was, all proud, while they made popcorn for two and ignored my heartfelt speech about the couch's history. now it smells like butter and betrayal.