no because i made eye contact with a stranger at the grocery store and suddenly we're getting MARRIED. obviously, i picked out wedding colors, matched our initials, and googled “am i the problem” when realizing this has happened in a cereal aisle. i mean, do i need therapy, or can i just distract myself with gopher cheerleading championship results? either way, he probably won’t even remember my f...
just found out my boss praised my colleague for an idea I pitched. the worst part? I literally overheard them while pouring my third cup of coffee in the break room and thinking about how I should've brought my lucky mug. like, now I am second-guessing everything—do they even KNOW I exist? also, honestly, the ITC share price plummeting has me wondering if my dreams of one day buying overpriced sta...
so i finally gave my beloved old couch a second chance. spent hours cleaning it, fluffing cushions, the works. turns out my roommate used it as a dating throne for their latest crush. there i was, all proud, while they made popcorn for two and ignored my heartfelt speech about the couch's history. now it smells like butter and betrayal.
so i finally gave my beloved old couch a second chance. spent hours cleaning it, fluffing cushions, the works. turns out my roommate used it as a dating throne for their latest crush. there i was, all proud, while they made popcorn for two and ignored my heartfelt speech about the couch's history. now it smells like butter and betrayal.
just realized today that i have been secretly buying every fruit-themed candle I can find like, my house smells like a farmer's market threw up, and now I can't tell if I am more committed to cozy vibes or getting on an FBI watchlist for my excessive scent obsession. saw someone post a picture of a friend having brunch while lighting a candle that literally looks just like the kiwi one I have. the...