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Thoughts: i just scrolled through social media and saw my old classmate in a brand new car…

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wait, my situationship just introduced me to his "friend" like, three weeks after he swore we were exclusive. i can’t even roll my eyes anymore, i’ve exhausted that option. it's like Beyoncé’s country win at the Grammys got me thinking if maybe miracles really do happen—like him actually taking me seriously, right? i was literally scrolling through my playlists thinking of all the arguments that n...

i just scrolled through social media and saw my old classmate in a brand new car. you know the type of car you can only afford when your parents gift it to you for “getting your life together.” meanwhile, i can’t even decide whether to spend my last few dollars on dinner or on a cheap haircut because the salon might not even be able to salvage this mess anymore. funny thing is, i was looking at gold prices earlier today, trying to make sense of my dwindling options. i joked with myself, saying at this point maybe i should just trade in my hair for a piece of gold instead. well, at least if it crumbles in value, it’ll be prettier to look at than my life feels right now. #lifeisnotagalaxy #سعرالذهبمباشر

i just scrolled through social media and saw my old classmate in a brand new car. you know the type of car you can only afford when your parents gift it to you for “getting your life together.” meanwhile, i can’t even decide whether to spend my last few dollars on dinner or on a cheap haircut because the salon might not even be able to salvage this mess anymore. funny thing is, i was looking at gold prices earlier today, trying to make sense of my dwindling options. i joked with myself, saying at this point maybe i should just trade in my hair for a piece of gold instead. well, at least if it crumbles in value, it’ll be prettier to look at than my life feels right now. #lifeisnotagalaxy #سعرالذهبمباشر

just realized i have been texting my neighbor about yard work for three months like we’re best friends, but the only response i ever get is a thumbs up emoji. who am i? does anybody need to bond over weeds that badly? i think i might need to get a grip. my flower beds might not need that much emotional labor. #selfreport #boundariesplease