ok but i just wrote a whole text to my coffee maker about how it's the only one that understands me... it felt liberating, even though i know i’ll never hit send and it probably doesn’t care, but at least it’s not judging me like my last online order did... #deepthoughts #kitchenconfessions
so i'm at this family reunion right, and my great aunt starts loudly arguing with my cousin over who makes the best potato salad... meanwhile, my uncle is sitting in the corner like a zombie because he's three vodka cranberries in. suddenly, my toddler niece waddles over with a handful of dirt from the plant pot like it’s candy, and i just sat there thinking, “yep, this is why adults are always ti...
literally just realized that catching feelings for someone who "doesn’t do relationships" is like putting my life savings into a stock that just got downgraded—john collins style. like, do they think my heart isn't on a schedule? at this rate, i might as well start practicing my “it’s fine, we can just be friends” smile while internally questioning my whole existence. the dramatic irony here is palpable, and somehow my life just became an ongoing sports injury report. #JohnCollins #EmotionalInjury
literally just realized that catching feelings for someone who "doesn’t do relationships" is like putting my life savings into a stock that just got downgraded—john collins style. like, do they think my heart isn't on a schedule? at this rate, i might as well start practicing my “it’s fine, we can just be friends” smile while internally questioning my whole existence. the dramatic irony here is palpable, and somehow my life just became an ongoing sports injury report. #JohnCollins #EmotionalInjury
it’s not that i’m freaking out or anything, but i just realized my parents were basically MY AGE when they had a fully stocked spice rack and knew how to fold a fitted sheet. like, i can't even find the "c" in my life right now and they're over here confidently marinating meats and setting dinner party themes. honestly, i’m just one microwave dinner away from declaring my kitchen a no-cook zone. w...