ngl, just spent 3 hours imagining what i'd say to my mailman if he ever remembered my name. like, “hi, nice weather for delivering packages, huh?” while simultaneously questioning if he even likes cats since i only know that he delivers them sometimes. can’t sleep now because i’m contemplating if my INSIGHTFUL weather convo will make him rethink his life choices.
so there i was, minding my business, feeling like the holiday dinner was going great until suddenly everyone decided it was a good idea to stage an intervention about my obsession with collecting vintage cheese graters. like, apparently having 42 graters is too much? who knew. next thing i know, aunt kathy is crying about how i should be “pursuing actual hobbies” and uncle bob chimes in about how ...
ok but i just wrote a whole text to my coffee maker about how it's the only one that understands me... it felt liberating, even though i know i’ll never hit send and it probably doesn’t care, but at least it’s not judging me like my last online order did... #deepthoughts #kitchenconfessions
ok but i just wrote a whole text to my coffee maker about how it's the only one that understands me... it felt liberating, even though i know i’ll never hit send and it probably doesn’t care, but at least it’s not judging me like my last online order did... #deepthoughts #kitchenconfessions
so i'm at this family reunion right, and my great aunt starts loudly arguing with my cousin over who makes the best potato salad... meanwhile, my uncle is sitting in the corner like a zombie because he's three vodka cranberries in. suddenly, my toddler niece waddles over with a handful of dirt from the plant pot like it’s candy, and i just sat there thinking, “yep, this is why adults are always ti...