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it's not that i like my toxic ex — it’s just... we both use the same brand of deodorant and it's literally been the only thing making me smell somewhat okay in this awful office. the irony? i went to check if it was on sale after hearing about the economy boosting in india and now i'm half-expecting them to hand me an application for couples therapy when i grab my next stick. 2 days later, i was ...

i literally just found some old texts from my ex, back when they actually knew what “trying” meant. like, remember when they used to surprise me with my favorite takeout and sent me 3 texts in a row with heart emojis? now they can’t even muster a “you alive?” text on my birthday. so, are we pretending this was all a fever dream or is there like a lifetime supply of u-turns in their closet?

the way that yesterday, during the meeting, my boss was praising someone else for MY idea made me feel like I was the only person in pittsburgh not being buried under nine inches of snow. i swear the last time i felt this overlooked was in high school when my crush invited my best friend to prom, and yet here i am, secretly planning a passive-aggressive email that includes an unrelated photo of sn...