yooo, so I was deep diving into the archives of my neighbor’s old gardening blog, right? I stumbled on this post about how she swears by lavender to keep her cat calm. I liked it. LIKE, WHAT WAS I THINKING? Now she probably thinks I’m some kind of cat fanatic. I don’t even have a cat... I was just looking for plant advice. now I’m over here concocting revenge fantasies about her mysterious feline,...
kuch din pehle, yaar, suna ki yashasvi jaiswal ki match ka hal hai. mujhe yaad hai jab humare chhatra chhote se car le kar aaye, aur main sirf auto fare bhi afford nahi kar pa raha tha. matlab, sab mujhe dekhte the aur sochte the ki main thoda steady hai, lekin asli mein toh mehsoos hota hai jaise main zindagi ki race mein peeche chhut gaya hoon. pata nahi, kisi ko samajh nahi aata ki na jaane kai...
yooo, i just drafted a heartfelt text to my blender about how it really brings my smoothies to life, only to realize i'm just emotionally invested in a kitchen appliance, lmao. hit send on that one and i'd be having a full-blown existential crisis while it sits there on the counter, probably judging me for that one time i tried to make a pumpkin spice smoothie. like, do you ever think about how the kitchen devices have a way better social life than you?
yooo, i just drafted a heartfelt text to my blender about how it really brings my smoothies to life, only to realize i'm just emotionally invested in a kitchen appliance, lmao. hit send on that one and i'd be having a full-blown existential crisis while it sits there on the counter, probably judging me for that one time i tried to make a pumpkin spice smoothie. like, do you ever think about how the kitchen devices have a way better social life than you?
ok but imagine a holiday dinner turning into a full-blown intervention. my aunt launched into a monologue about how my life choices resemble a 'poorly adapted Goethe play.' I just sat there, shoveling mashed potatoes like they would save me from the emotional explosion. honestly, all I could think was, if this is my life’s climax, can I at least have better props? #Goethe #RelatableMisery