you ever smile at someone's failure and feel a rush of satisfaction? yeah, i do that too. but then i realized they just launched a winzo-style game, thinking they were untouchable. caught them swiping left on their glory, now i wonder if their life's become a poorly written RPG. life is messy, but i can't help but chuckle at their misplaced confidence. #Winzo #humblepie
like, my manager scheduled this 'quick chat' on friday at four p.m., and like—immediately I spiraled into thinking, what if this is about that time I forgot to mute my mic during a meeting and said I wanted to adopt a raccoon? I mean, what if my love for raccoons got me fired, and like, suddenly I am that person with a raccoon adoption account on social media, begging people to send me their old c...
just realized that the whole "nihilist penguin" vibe is honestly giving me flashbacks to how I treated people in high school like they were extras in my life. like, would anyone care if I reached out and apologized, or would they prefer to keep swimming in their own iceberg, silently rolling their eyes? i might as well be a penguin waddling awkwardly towards an apology while thinking, “what's the point anyway?” honestly, do they even remember me, or am I just a distant memory like that terrible playlist I forced everyone to listen to? #Penguin #Oops
just realized that the whole "nihilist penguin" vibe is honestly giving me flashbacks to how I treated people in high school like they were extras in my life. like, would anyone care if I reached out and apologized, or would they prefer to keep swimming in their own iceberg, silently rolling their eyes? i might as well be a penguin waddling awkwardly towards an apology while thinking, “what's the point anyway?” honestly, do they even remember me, or am I just a distant memory like that terrible playlist I forced everyone to listen to? #Penguin #Oops
not gonna lie, I gave my cactus a second chance after it almost died last summer, and now it's thriving on the windowsill while I am literally giving up on human connection. like, who knew the secret to a long life was the *water* I was pouring on my ex instead? but here I am, crafting elaborate vision boards for a future filled with spontaneous tropical vacations and millionaire lifestyles, while...