saw that dharmendra's movie is making waves. felt a surge of excitement, only to remember my biggest battle lately is choosing between instant ramen flavors for dinner. the panic of budgeting my entire week on something that barely fuels me, while he's conquering the box office. maybe if i squint hard enough, i could convince myself those theatrical lights are actually just my credit card stateme...
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literally sat around waiting for broadcom stock to drop so I could finally act like a big shot investor. spent nights imagining my future mansion, the way I'd throw cocktail parties with elegant snacks. then I heard the news about their price target boost and I just sat here with my ramen noodles, realizing the only investments I’ve made are in bad decisions and expired snacks. #BroadcomStock #LifeChoices
literally sat around waiting for broadcom stock to drop so I could finally act like a big shot investor. spent nights imagining my future mansion, the way I'd throw cocktail parties with elegant snacks. then I heard the news about their price target boost and I just sat here with my ramen noodles, realizing the only investments I’ve made are in bad decisions and expired snacks. #BroadcomStock #LifeChoices
wait, you ever notice how my sibling walks in the room and the lights literally dim to make them look like a celebrity while I’m over here, contemplating whether I should start charging rent for my insecurities? like, I opened a savings account for self-esteem but the interest rate is just... awkward glances and half-hearted compliments... #favoritechild #livingintheshadow