General: Did you know there's a divide among CEOs and security pros about the cyber risks…

wait, so I had to decline a friend’s invitation to the local cat sweater knitting competition. I just— could not admit my hands don’t know how to knit. Instead, I said I was busy studying the intricacies of silent cinema. Then I panicked and Googled silent films while fully aware they were gonna ask for a follow-up question. Why did I choose this hill to die on?

just got the notification that the admit card for jee mains dropped. sat there, staring at the screen like it was a photo of my ex with someone else. remember when i gave that second chance to a study partner who bailed on me? turns out they used my notes to help someone else. so here i am, preparing for a future that feels as unstable as my faith in human decency. the universe really has a way of...

ever turned down a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a professional crab wrangler because you didn’t want to get your hands dirty, only to watch someone else take the plunge and get a documentary made about them? yeah, that’s fine, I always wanted to be known as “the girl who hates crabs” anyway.