just saw the news about raptors vs clippers and it hit me—my screen time report just dropped and it's scaring me—how am i averaging eight hours a day watching game recaps when my real life is in a last-second overtime—sitting in my sweatpants trying to re-enact clutch plays in the living room, realizing i'm only one drop of spaghetti sauce away from turning into a meme myself—time to recalibrate e...
bruh, just found out the new hire I trained is making more than I do. I taught them everything while secretly critiquing their coffee choices like a judge on a talent show. Now I’m plotting their downfall like they’re the villain in my life’s movie. guess it’s time for some good old-fashioned sabotage, starting with replacing their almond milk with expired soy. #unbelievable #officecraziness
wait, so I had to decline a friend’s invitation to the local cat sweater knitting competition. I just— could not admit my hands don’t know how to knit. Instead, I said I was busy studying the intricacies of silent cinema. Then I panicked and Googled silent films while fully aware they were gonna ask for a follow-up question. Why did I choose this hill to die on?
wait, so I had to decline a friend’s invitation to the local cat sweater knitting competition. I just— could not admit my hands don’t know how to knit. Instead, I said I was busy studying the intricacies of silent cinema. Then I panicked and Googled silent films while fully aware they were gonna ask for a follow-up question. Why did I choose this hill to die on?
just got the notification that the admit card for jee mains dropped. sat there, staring at the screen like it was a photo of my ex with someone else. remember when i gave that second chance to a study partner who bailed on me? turns out they used my notes to help someone else. so here i am, preparing for a future that feels as unstable as my faith in human decency. the universe really has a way of...